Matching family t-shirts

Matching sets of family or couple t-shirts are all the rave here.  There's another set where the woman's shirt says, "I eat dinner but I don't do the dishes!" (我吃饭不洗碗！) and the man's shirt says, "I do the dishes but I don't eat dinner." (我洗碗不吃饭！) It's somewhat funnier in Chinese, but not by much.