LGA--> ORD--> MSP--> ORD--> MDW--> LGA--> LAX--> BDL--> HPN--> DTW--> CID

Checked into the Heartland Inn, where there were guys drinking cases of bud light in the lobby. Then I wandered over to the strip mall, which had been renovated since the big flood two years ago, and found 15 guys playing "Magic". Ah, so this is Iowa.